I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
