butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Send help, water and tortillas.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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