dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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