The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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