You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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