Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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