He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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