Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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