when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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