so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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