Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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