Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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