apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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