I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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