Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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