And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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