you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
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