i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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