did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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