i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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