HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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