: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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