the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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