I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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