Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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