i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
only if we run a train.
done.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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