we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Nicole vs. Life
Apparently you make a good broom.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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