meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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