if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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