I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
She needs sedatives and a leash
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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