I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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