If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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