I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I've blown a few things in my day
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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