But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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