Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
tell your sister to shave her snatch
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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