Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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