if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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