she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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