My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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