Do vagina's smell?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
