Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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