It was confusing and full of hummus
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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