I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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