i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
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