I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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