I need help removing her.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
