Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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