That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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