She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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