so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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