you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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