Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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