i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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