yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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