he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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