if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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