So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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