Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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