how can u be prego again
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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